STL - CRITICAL FAILURE.

Co-staring my brother and game master (Not Dungeon master, mind you. We play Pathfinder.)

The first time I played my new character, Halungalom Poshyface, a glaive-weilding gnome fighter with a boar named Constance Vigilance, I rolled ones and threes the whole time. Which, though very entertaining, did not get us very far.